Posts Tagged ‘satire’

• The Debt Ceiling, You’re In The Noose

  Date: 2011.07.23 | Category: Alternative Media | Response: 0

  

  The Debt Ceiling, You're In The Noose

  The recent developments on Wall Street point out the huge incompatibilities of government intrusion into private investments and the free market. The Federal Reserve can easily print huge amounts and issue an endless slew of Treasury bonds where the debt is conveniently sold to foreign entities that are more than willing to sell them off and avoid the eventual collapse of the American economy. How far can you raise a debt ceiling without devaluing the dollar? One of the sticking points of selling Treasury bonds to country such as China as they only have an economic relationship with us, not that they really care about American citizens. If they feel that they will receive no return on their Treasury bond investment, what prevents them from selling them off to another nation that we have issues with such as Iran or North Korea.

  What a horrible surprise for the U.S. Treasury having to honor the value of a mature Treasury note to a country that is testing nuclear weapons. President Ahmadinejad would be pleased as punch if the U.S. had to hand over several hundred billion dollars for a mature Treasury note that had passed through the hands of several enemy nations before having to pay off to Iran. Meanwhile the American citizen’s financial neck is in the noose that is attached to the rising debt ceiling as they stand on the melting value of the dollar.

• Bernanke’s Pencil

  Date: 2011.06.25 | Category: Alternative Media | Response: 0

  

  Bernankes Pencil

• Anthony Wiener Waffles

  Date: 2011.06.04 | Category: Alternative Media | Response: 0

  

  Anthony-Wiener-Waffles

• Apocalypse Apathy

  Date: 2011.05.22 | Category: Alternative Media | Response: 0

  

  Apocalypse-Apathy

• Bigfoot; an eyewitness to Osama Bin Laden’s death!

  Date: 2011.05.03 | Category: Alternative Media | Response: 0

  I recently interviewed Ed Smolz, an attorney that represents Bigfoot, aka as the Abominable Snowman or Yeti depending on where you live in world.
  Ed has revealed to me that as a result of his client’s own notoriety and publicity had ironically been living a secluded and secretive life in Abbottabad, Pakistan as a neighbor of the infamous Osama bin Laden. Bigfoot had witnessed Osama Bin Laden’s death.

  According to Ed Bigfoot phoned him at an odd hour of the day sobbing and crying uncontrollably as if he were on the verge of an emotional breakdown.
  “He seemed in good spirits the last time he phoned me from Pakistan and had been receiving medication and therapy by phone to deal with the seclusion. This was totally out of character for him”, Ed said.

  Ed continued, “Bigfoot finally gained his composure and told me about the horrible incident that he had seen right down to the gruesome details of the bullet-ridden body. Fortunately the Navy Seals were not aware of his secluded residence.”

  Ed told me that he was finally able to calm Bigfoot down and work out an exit plan with him so he could eventually go public with his story.

  “Bigfoot revealed to me that he felt inspired to write a book about the experience and make some closure on some other details of his life, but he needed to move to another undisclosed location to so he could concentrate on his memoirs. I told him that I had connections and could make arrangements for him to get out of Pakistan to another secret place.” Ed said.

  As I had spoken with Ed on the phone he told me that here gunshots, explosions, and a lot of chaos during his conversation with Bigfoot. Ed also emphasized that his highest priority was to get Bigfoot to a new secret place so the mainstream media couldn’t steal his thunder.

  I finally coaxed Ed into filling me in on what Bigfoot was going to write about aside from his eyewitness account of Osama bin Laden’s death. Ed wasn’t comfortable with making any further revelations but decided he could share a few things with me about the planned memoirs.

  He told me that Bigfoot had experienced an alien abduction as a teenage Bigfoot and was going to discuss that and he would also wanted to go public about his recent decision to transgender into a female Bigfoot.

  Ed also had given me a 2 year time frame for the completion of Bigfoot’s book. Ed had also been negotiating with several high-profile TV talk shows for Bigfoot to tell his story including ‘The View’, ‘Dr. Phil’, Helen Degeneres, and ‘Oprah Winfrey’.

• Taxes Be Gone

  Date: 2011.03.15 | Category: Alternative Media | Response: 0

  

  Taxes Be Gone

• Libya – What is the United States willing to pay?

  Date: 2011.02.23 | Category: Alternative Media | Response: 6

  

  Libya - What is the United States willing to pay?

• Psychic Petunia Episode 1!

  Date: 2011.01.11 | Category: Alternative Media | Response: 0

  

• TSA Pat Down Paradox

  Date: 2010.11.28 | Category: Alternative Media | Response: 0

  

  TSA Pat Down Paradox

• Proposition 19 – ‘It’s cache’

  Date: 2010.11.03 | Category: Alternative Media | Response: 0

  

  It's cache.