Terrorist Tinkering in Times Square

Date: 2010.05.17 | Category: Alternative Media | Tags: cartoons,politics,satire,world government

Terrorist Tinkering in

The current decade of the 21st century finds our Nation enshrouded with doom and gloom. But we are getting a bit of comic relief amidst the horror and disbelief that shakes us to our souls.  Al Qaeda Inc. has gone head to head with our blundering leader Mr. Obama by proving their incompetence in grooming citizen terrorists in the United States.

According to the information revealed to us by the media Faisal Shahzad was a pretty smart cookie and a fortunate one at that. He immigrated to America obtained two college degrees emphasizing computer science. He went out and got a really dandy job, got married, had some kids and financed a house. Some sources speculate that he might have been an Al Qaeda ‘plant’ like the guys who pulled off the Twin Towers job.

What doesn’t gel with me is that this guy with all this education can’t do the proper research to assemble a bomb. A computer science professional that can’t anonymously surf the Internet and gather the proper information to get the right kind of fertilizer to make an ANFO( Ammonium Nitrate Fuel Oil ) explosive device? What makes things even fishier is that according to the media that he was quite adamant to the real estate agent about his stance on Pakistan’s involvement in the war on terror. To really top it off he purchases an automobile on Craigslist with cash knowing all the time that it is monitored by law enforcement for all kinds of seedy activity.

If you believer what the American media has to say about this guy it just doesn’t add up. The Pakistani branch of Taliban tried to get a little propaganda mileage out of this incident, but failed to mention him by name, probably because they embarrassed by this knucklehead.